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12 Feb

Mystery Valentine

Bill walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts.

He then takes out a scent bottle and starts spraying perfume over them. Bill’s curiosity gets the better of him and he walks over to the man and asks him what he’s doing. Continue Reading »

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12 Feb

The Sand Deliverer

Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.

The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?”
“Just sand,” replied Jose. Continue Reading »

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01 Sep

Goodbye Mother!

Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed.  Continue Reading »

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09 Aug

Fare revenge?

Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.

Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again. Continue Reading »

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02 Aug

Jesus and the thief

A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” Continue Reading »

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21 Apr

Prayers Can Come True

One evening as Jack passed little Tommy’s bedroom he overheard his son praying, “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.”

The Dad wasn’t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.
Continue Reading »

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14 Apr

How To Surprise A Man

Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
Continue Reading »

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08 Mar

Drinks on the House

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home. Continue Reading »

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04 Mar

The Sanity Check

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged. Continue Reading »

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29 Feb

Cheating Wives

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar.

Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.” Continue Reading »

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