Viz Top Tips
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips. Continue Reading »
Posted in General Jokes, One Liners | Tags: none |
The Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.
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Posted in Blonde Jokes | Tags: none |
Mystery Valentine
Bill walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts.
He then takes out a scent bottle and starts spraying perfume over them. Bill’s curiosity gets the better of him and he walks over to the man and asks him what he’s doing. Continue Reading »
Posted in Relationship Jokes | Tags: lawyer jokes |
The Sand Deliverer
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?”
“Just sand,” replied Jose. Continue Reading »
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Goodbye Mother!
Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed. Continue Reading »
Posted in General Jokes | Tags: money jokes, mother jokes |
Fare revenge?
Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again. Continue Reading »
Posted in General Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: driving jokes |
Jesus and the thief
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” Continue Reading »
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Prayers Can Come True
One evening as Jack passed little Tommy’s bedroom he overheard his son praying, “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.”
The Dad wasn’t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.
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How To Surprise A Man
Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
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Posted in Men Jokes, Relationship Jokes | Tags: women jokes |
Drinks on the House
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home. Continue Reading »
Posted in Drunk Jokes, Irish Jokes, Men Jokes | Tags: women jokes |
