21 Apr
One evening as Jack passed little Tommy’s bedroom he overheard his son praying, “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.”
The Dad wasn’t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.
However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack. Jack was rather spooked but convinced himself that it was just a coincidence.
The next night, he heard Tommy praying again: “God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy. Bye bye Grandma.”
Jack was getting worried now, but decided to just wait and see what transpired. He awoke early and went to check on Gradma, sure enough she was laying dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack.
Jack was really scared now and made sure that he was listening outside Tommy’s bedroom door when he prayed that night.
His worst fears were realised when Tommy said, “God bless Mummy. Bye bye Daddy.”
Now Jack was terrified. He couldn’t sleep at all that night and went to the doctor’s first thing the next morning for a check up. After getting a clean bill of health from the doctor he went to work and spent the day being exceedingly careful.
When he finally arrived home that evening his wife was waiting at the front door.
”Thank God you’re home,” She said, “We’ve had another terrible day here. The postman dropped dead on our drive this morning!”
14 Apr
Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
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08 Mar
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home. Continue Reading »
04 Mar
A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged. Continue Reading »
29 Feb
Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar.
Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.” Continue Reading »
27 Feb
Little Johnny has been playing at his friend Mary’s house all afternoon when Mary’s mother brings Johnny home, and she looks very angry. Continue Reading »
23 Nov
A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.
I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.
However, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” asks his wife who is also awake now.
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20 Nov
At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.
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15 Nov
Bill and Frank are in a bank waiting to be served, when suddenly armed robbers burst in.
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07 Nov
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.
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