The Perfect Joke

A Pub Landlord advertises for a new barmaid and is delighted to receive applications from three equally suitable candidates for the job.
He calls them all in to see him and at the end of each interview he asks each one the same single question.

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face.
His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself.
“You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!”, Freddy replied.

A policeman was patrolling a local lover’s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on.
There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.

Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the local hospital.

A Man was in a big supermarket buying a 2 large bags of dog biscuits for his 2 dogs. 
He was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license has been suspended.”

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“That sounds very unusual” says the doctor. “Let me see.”