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		<title>The Blonde Mortician</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.

The mortician is a blonde female and she asks the wife of the deceased man wife how she would like the body to be dressed.
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		<title>The Blonde and the Ventriloquist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 15:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A ventriloquist is touring and one night he&#8217;s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the middle of the crowd stands up and starts shouting at the stage.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Blondes Are Clever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Eventually the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds.  He said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Crocodile Wager</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the crocodile up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. 

&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you a deal.  I&#8217;ll open this croc&#8217;s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute.  He&#8217;ll then open his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Police Jokes]]></category>
<category>Blonde Jokes</category><category>car jokes</category><category>Women Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can&#8217;t find it. She says to the cop, &#8220;I must have left it at home officer.&#8221;

The cop says, &#8220;Well, do you have any kind of identification?&#8221; The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde in pain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 06:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young brunette goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
&#8220;That sounds very unusual&#8221; says the doctor. &#8220;Let me see.&#8221;

She takes her finger and pushes her arm and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her cheek and screams and so it goes on.
The doctor [...]]]></description>
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