An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.

Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”

Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face.
His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself.
“You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!”, Freddy replied.