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		<title>Drinks on the House</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home. 
&#8220;You know,&#8221; said the Scotsman, &#8220;I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there&#8217;s a wee bar called McManus&#8217;. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Wife Will Kill Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. &#8220;Oh, no&#8230; Now my wife will kill me!&#8221;

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		<title>Unexpected Pleasure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 14:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face.
His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself.
&#8220;You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!&#8221;, Freddy replied.

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