A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.”

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged.

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.
I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.
However, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” asks his […]

Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house.

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.
When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

A Man was in a big supermarket buying a 2 large bags of dog biscuits for his 2 dogs. 
He was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind him asked if he had a dog.