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		<title>Viz Top Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips.
Climb onto your neighbour&#8217;s roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He&#8217;ll think his house is underwater.
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sand Deliverer</title>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/the-sand-deliverer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, &#8220;Hey mister what ya got in those bags?&#8221;
&#8220;Just sand,&#8221; replied Jose.
The guard says, &#8220;OK get off the bike and we&#8217;ll take a look. Who carrys all that sand around?&#8221;
The guard takes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye Mother!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed. 
Eventually he went to the checkout, but the old lady managed to push in front of him and turned to speak to him.
&#8220;I beg [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fare revenge?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again. 
A week later Bill goes to get a cab home and notices the driver from the week before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus and the thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: &#8220;Jesus is watching you.&#8221; 
Startled he looks around the room but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag.
Then he hears the voice again: &#8220;Jesus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sanity Check</title>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/general-jokes/the-sanity-check/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged. 
The director said:  &#8221;Well, we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub&#8221;.
The visitor said, &#8220;Oh, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Late Night Caller</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is in bed with his wife when there&#8217;s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It&#8217;s half past three in the morning.
I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.
However, a louder knock follows.
&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to answer that?&#8221; asks his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grandma Causes Trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kid Jokes]]></category>
<category>women jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house.

He asked, &#8220;Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?&#8221;
She was rather startled at the question, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Free Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/the-free-sex-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.
When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

&#8220;How do we enter?&#8221; asked Bill.
&#8220;Well it&#8217;s very simple,&#8221; replied the attendant, &#8220;I&#8217;m thinking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Blondes Are Clever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes]]></category>
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<category>lawyer jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Eventually the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds.  He said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every [...]]]></description>
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