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		<title>No Time For A Haircut!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 12:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, &#8216;How long before I can get a haircut?  The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, &#8216;About 2 hours&#8217;, &#8216;OK&#8217; said the guy and left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sand Deliverer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, &#8220;Hey mister what ya got in those bags?&#8221;
&#8220;Just sand,&#8221; replied Jose.
The guard says, &#8220;OK get off the bike and we&#8217;ll take a look. Who carrys all that sand around?&#8221;
The guard takes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fare revenge?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again. 
A week later Bill goes to get a cab home and notices the driver from the week before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus and the thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: &#8220;Jesus is watching you.&#8221; 
Startled he looks around the room but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag.
Then he hears the voice again: &#8220;Jesus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Surprise A Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.

They decide that to try and surprise their men that night
all three will dress up in a leather S&#38;M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.
The next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drinks on the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home. 
&#8220;You know,&#8221; said the Scotsman, &#8220;I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there&#8217;s a wee bar called McManus&#8217;. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheating Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar.
Bill says: &#8220;I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.&#8221; 
&#8220;What makes you think that?&#8221; asks Paddy.
&#8220;Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren&#8217;t mine.&#8221;
Simon then says: &#8220;Same with me!  I think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Late Night Caller</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is in bed with his wife when there&#8217;s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It&#8217;s half past three in the morning.
I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.
However, a louder knock follows.
&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to answer that?&#8221; asks his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Doctors Date.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:09:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.

The male doctor saunters over and the flirting continues, eventually he asks her to dinner and she happily accepts.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smart Debt Management.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<category>money jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill and Frank are in a bank waiting to be served, when suddenly armed robbers burst in.

Two of the robbers take the money from the tellers, while the other lines the customers, including Bill and Frank, up against a wall.
This third robber proceeds to take wallets, cash, watches and other valuables from the terrified customers.
All of [...]]]></description>
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