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07 Nov

Caught in the Act

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.

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22 Oct

The Free Contest

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

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18 Oct

The Crocodile Wager

A guy walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the crocodile up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. 

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14 Oct

My Wife Will Kill Me

Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”

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10 Oct

The Search for the Perfect Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

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23 Jul

The Old Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

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03 Jul

The Christmas Party Hangover

Bill wakes up with a dreadful hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party the night before. He had been in a terrible state, he didn’t even remember how he got home from the party and was certain that he would be in deep trouble with his wife, just like last year.

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25 May

The New Barmaid

A Pub Landlord advertises for a new barmaid and is delighted to receive applications from three equally suitable candidates for the job. He calls them all in to see him and at the end of each interview he asks each one the same single question.

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19 May

Unexpected Pleasure

Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face. His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself. “You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!”, Freddy replied.

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23 Apr

A Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

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