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		<title>Viz Top Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips.
Climb onto your neighbour&#8217;s roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He&#8217;ll think his house is underwater.
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tommy Cooper Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great one liners from Tommy Cooper.
&#8216;So I rang up a local building firm, I said &#8216;I want a skip outside my house.&#8217; He said &#8216; I&#8217;m not stopping you.&#8217;
Went to the paper shop &#8211; it had blown away

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn&#8217;t find any.
&#8216;You know, somebody actually [...]]]></description>
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