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		<title>The Sand Deliverer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, &#8220;Hey mister what ya got in those bags?&#8221;
&#8220;Just sand,&#8221; replied Jose.
The guard says, &#8220;OK get off the bike and we&#8217;ll take a look. Who carrys all that sand around?&#8221;
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		<title>The Blonde Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can&#8217;t find it. She says to the cop, &#8220;I must have left it at home officer.&#8221;

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		<title>The Couple in Lover&#8217;s Lane</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 11:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A policeman was patrolling a local lover&#8217;s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on.
There was a young man in the driver&#8217;s seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.

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		<title>Caught Speeding</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 13:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry officer, but my license has been suspended.&#8221;

The cop askes for his registration. &#8220;It&#8217;s in the glove compartment&#8221; replies the man, &#8220;but it&#8217;s not in my name.&#8221;
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