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		<title>Jesus and the thief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: &#8220;Jesus is watching you.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/jesus-and-the-thief/</link>
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		<title>Prayers Can Come True</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One evening as Jack passed little Tommy’s bedroom he overheard his son praying, &#8220;God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.&#8221;
The Dad wasn’t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/relationship-jokes/prayers-can-come-true/</link>
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		<title>How To Surprise A Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/how-to-surprise-a-man/</link>
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		<title>Drinks on the House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/drinks-on-the-house/</link>
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		<title>The Sanity Check</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/general-jokes/the-sanity-check/</link>
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		<title>Cheating Wives</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar.
Bill says: &#8220;I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/cheating-wives/</link>
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		<title>Playing Doctors and Nurses</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny has been playing at his friend Mary&#8217;s house all afternoon when Mary&#8217;s mother brings Johnny home, and she looks very angry.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/kid-jokes/playing-doctors-and-nurses/</link>
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		<title>The Late Night Caller</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is in bed with his wife when there&#8217;s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It&#8217;s half past three in the morning.
I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep.
However, a louder knock follows.
&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to answer that?&#8221; asks his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/the-late-night-caller/</link>
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		<title>The Doctors Date.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/the-doctors-date/</link>
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		<title>Smart Debt Management.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill and Frank are in a bank waiting to be served, when suddenly armed robbers burst in.
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		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/smart-debt-management/</link>
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