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	<description>and other funny jokes.</description>
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		<title>No Time For A Haircut!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, &#8216;How long before I can get a haircut?  The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, &#8216;About 2 hours&#8217;, &#8216;OK&#8217; said the guy and left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/no-time-for-a-haircut/</link>
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		<title>Viz Top Tips</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips.
Climb onto your neighbour&#8217;s roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He&#8217;ll think his house is underwater.
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/one-liners/viz-top-tips/</link>
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		<title>The Blonde Mortician</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality tailored blue suit.

The mortician is a blonde female and she asks the wife of the deceased man wife how she would like the body to be dressed.
The motician says that the man does look very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/blonde-jokes/the-blonde-mortician/</link>
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		<title>Mystery Valentine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink envelopes covered with hearts.
He then takes out a scent bottle and starts spraying perfume over them. Bill&#8217;s curiosity gets the better of him and he walks over to the man and asks him [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/relationship-jokes/the-mystery-valentine/</link>
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		<title>The Sand Deliverer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says, &#8220;Hey mister what ya got in those bags?&#8221;
&#8220;Just sand,&#8221; replied Jose.
The guard says, &#8220;OK get off the bike and we&#8217;ll take a look. Who carrys all that sand around?&#8221;
The guard takes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/the-sand-deliverer/</link>
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		<title>Goodbye Mother!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed. 
Eventually he went to the checkout, but the old lady managed to push in front of him and turned to speak to him.
&#8220;I beg [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/general-jokes/goodbye-mother/</link>
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		<title>Fare revenge?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again. 
A week later Bill goes to get a cab home and notices the driver from the week before [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/fare-revenge/</link>
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		<title>Jesus and the thief</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: &#8220;Jesus is watching you.&#8221; 
Startled he looks around the room but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone there, so he carries on stashing the valuables into his bag.
Then he hears the voice again: &#8220;Jesus [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/jesus-and-the-thief/</link>
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		<title>Prayers Can Come True</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One evening as Jack passed little Tommy’s bedroom he overheard his son praying, &#8220;God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa.&#8221;
The Dad wasn’t quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.

However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/relationship-jokes/prayers-can-come-true/</link>
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		<title>How To Surprise A Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.

They decide that to try and surprise their men that night
all three will dress up in a leather S&#38;M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.
The next [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theperfectjoke.com/men-jokes/how-to-surprise-a-man/</link>
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