The Perfect Joke

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

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A policeman was patrolling a local lover’s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on.

There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
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Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the local hospital.

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A Man was in a big supermarket buying a 2 large bags of dog biscuits for his 2 dogs. 

He was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind him asked if he had a dog. Continue Reading »

A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license has been suspended.”

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
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Bill was the manager of a big corporation’s office in the financial district. 

One day the president called him into his office. He told Bill that due to the recent downturn in the markets the company would have to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Susan would have to be laid off.
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