The Perfect Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
They were a perfect match and after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was perfect.
One snowy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood an honest politician next to his broken down car.
The honest politician told the perfect couple that he was desparately trying to get home to his young family with all their Christmas presents.
Not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of Christmas the perfect couple loaded the honest politician and his gifts into their car.
Soon they were driving the honest politician and his gifts home to his young family.
Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and the honest politician were in a terrible accident.
Only one of the three survived.
Who was the lone survivor?
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