Posts filed under “Blonde Jokes”

The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.

The Blonde Cop

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

Blonde in pain

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “That sounds very unusual” says the doctor. “Let me see.”