Posts filed under “General Jokes”

Irish Economics!

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town and he stops at the local hotel and lays […]

The Billionaire Kid.

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny, always the first with his hand up and always the naughtiest says “I wanna be a billionaire Miss”

Sweet Whiskey?

One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for me, please?”

Nightclub Magic

A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said,

Doctors and Patients

A woman brings ten-year-old Johnny home from a play date with her 10 year old daughter, Mary. Johnny’s mother opens he front door is immediately confronted by Mary’s angry mother

The Sand Deliverer

Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?” “Just sand,” replied Jose.

Goodbye Mother!

Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed. 

Fare revenge?

Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again.