Posts by Funny Guy, Author at The Perfect Joke
The inventor of predictive text pissed away yesterday , his funfair is next monkey. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows’ My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He […]
It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town and he stops at the local hotel and lays […]
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny, always the first with his hand up and always the naughtiestÂ says “I wanna be a billionaire Miss”
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for me, please?”
A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said,
Driving home from the pub earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car. “Everything alright officer?” I asked.
“Dad, can I have some money?” asked my 13-year-old son today as he headed for the door.
“What the fuck is all that noise?” my wife yelled at me from our bedroom, when I came home from my mates birthday party.
A woman brings ten-year-old Johnny home from a play date with her 10 year old daughter, Mary. Johnny’s mother opens he front door is immediately confronted by Mary’s angry mother
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,