Posts filed under “One Liners”
The inventor of predictive text pissed away yesterday , his funfair is next monkey. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows’ My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He […]
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips.
Great one liners from Tommy Cooper. ‘So I rang up a local building firm, I said ‘I want a skip outside my house.’ He said ‘ I’m not stopping you.’ Went to the paper shop – it had blown away