Posts filed under “One Liners”
One Liners (Part 1)
The inventor of predictive text pissed away yesterday , his funfair is next monkey. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy! A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows’ My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He […]
Viz Top Tips
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Viz Comic we are publishing the first part of our Viz Top Tips.
Tommy Cooper Jokes
Great one liners from Tommy Cooper. ‘So I rang up a local building firm, I said ‘I want a skip outside my house.’ He said ‘ I’m not stopping you.’ Went to the paper shop – it had blown away