Posts filed under “Men Jokes”
The Understanding Cop
Driving home from the pub earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car. “Everything alright officer?” I asked.
Noisy Drunk
“What the fuck is all that noise?” my wife yelled at me from our bedroom, when I came home from my mates birthday party.
The Secretary’s Cover Up
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,
Going Commando?
A girl came up to me in a bar – she was wearing a short skirt, had beautiful breasts like ripe fruit and was drinking an exotic cocktail. Â “What would you say if I told you I was wearing no underwear?” she
No Time For A Haircut!
A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours’, ‘OK’ said the guy and left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door
The Sand Deliverer
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?” “Just sand,” replied Jose.
Fare revenge?
Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi driver again.
Jesus and the thief
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.”
How To Surprise A Man
Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships. One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
Drinks on the House
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.