Posts filed under “Work jokes”

The Secretary’s Cover Up

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off to her house where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,

The Sand Deliverer

Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?” “Just sand,” replied Jose.

Dave knows everyone

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”

The Boss’s Dilema

Bill was the manager of a big corporation’s office in the financial district.  One day the president called him into his office. He told Bill that due to the recent downturn in the markets the company would have to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Susan would have to be laid off.