Posts filed under “Police Jokes”
A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said,
Driving home from the pub earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car. “Everything alright officer?” I asked.
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya gotÂ in those bags?” “Just sand,” replied Jose.
A blondeÂ police officerÂ stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. TheÂ driver searchesÂ around in herÂ handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
A policeman was patrolling a local lover’s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license has been suspended.”