Posts filed under “Police Jokes”

Nightclub Magic

A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said,

The Sand Deliverer

Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says, “Hey mister what ya got in those bags?” “Just sand,” replied Jose.

The Blonde Cop

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”

The Couple in Lover’s Lane

A policeman was patrolling a local lover’s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.

Caught Speeding

A man gets stopped for speeding at 95 mph in a 50 speed limit zone. The cop askes for his drivers license and the guy says, “I’m sorry officer, but my license has been suspended.”