Posts filed under “Drunk Jokes”
The Understanding Cop
Driving home from the pub earlier, we were pulled over by a Police Car. “Everything alright officer?” I asked.
“What the fuck is all that noise?” my wife yelled at me from our bedroom, when I came home from my mates birthday party.
Drinks on the House
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.
My Wife Will Kill Me
Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”
Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face. His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself. “You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!”, Freddy replied.