Posts filed under “Drunk Jokes”

Noisy Drunk

“What the fuck is all that noise?” my wife yelled at me from our bedroom, when I came home from my mates birthday party.

My Wife Will Kill Me

Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”

Unexpected Pleasure

Freddy walks into the pub with an enormous smile on his face. His mates ask him why he is so pleased with himself. “You lot will not believe what happened to me last night!”, Freddy replied.