Posts filed under “Kid Jokes”
The Billionaire Kid.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny, always the first with his hand up and always the naughtiestÂ says “I wanna be a billionaire Miss”
Too Smart for Dad.
“Dad, can I have some money?” asked my 13-year-old son today as he headed for the door.
Doctors and Patients
A woman brings ten-year-old Johnny home from a play date with her 10 year old daughter, Mary. Johnny’s mother opens he front door is immediately confronted by Mary’s angry mother
Playing Doctors and Nurses
Little Johnny has been playing at his friend Mary’s house all afternoon when Mary’s mother brings Johnny home, and she looks very angry.
Grandma Causes Trouble
Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children andÂ then returned to the house.