Going Commando?

A girl came up to me in a bar – she was wearing a short skirt, had beautiful breasts like ripe fruit and was drinking an exotic cocktail.  “What would you say if I told you I was wearing no underwear?” she breathed.

girl in bar“I’d say ‘neither am I’.”

She raised her eyebrows.  “Really?” she asked, “I’m wearing none because it turns on men like you…” she licked her lips, “and gives you easy access…”

“Oh?” I replied. “I’ve got none on because I shit myself in the men’s room.”

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