A visitor to a mental institution asked the directorÂ how it wasÂ decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged.
The director said: Â “Well, we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub”.
The visitor said, “Oh, I see, and of course a normal person would chose the bucket because it’s the biggest”.
The director said: “No! A normal person would pull the plug out.”
“Would you like a bed near the window?”