Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon,Â are talking at a bar.
Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”
“What makes you think that?” asks Paddy.
“Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
Simon then says: “Same with me! Â I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.”
“The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn’t mine.”
“That’s all three of us then,” says Paddy: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”
Bill and Simon look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious.Â The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”