Posts filed under “Men Jokes”

Cheating Wives

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”

The Late Night Caller

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep. However, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer […]

Caught in the Act

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.

The Free Contest

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

My Wife Will Kill Me

Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”

The Old Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.