Posts filed under “Men Jokes”
Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon,Â are talking at a bar. Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”
A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep. However, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer […]
At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.
Bill and FrankÂ are in a bank waiting to be served, when suddenly armed robbers burst in.
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.
Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the crocodile up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.Â
Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.