Posts by Funny Guy, Author at The Perfect Joke - Page 3 of 5
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.
A visitor to a mental institution asked the directorÂ how it wasÂ decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged.
Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon,Â are talking at a bar. Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”
Little Johnny has been playing at his friend Mary’s house all afternoon when Mary’s mother brings Johnny home, and she looks very angry.
A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep. However, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer […]
At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.
Bill and FrankÂ are in a bank waiting to be served, when suddenly armed robbers burst in.
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.
A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.
Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children andÂ then returned to the house.