Posts by Funny Guy, Author at The Perfect Joke - Page 3 of 5

The Sanity Check

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how it was decided which patients should be kept in and which were ready to be discharged.

Cheating Wives

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.”

The Late Night Caller

A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. I will happily ignore that he thinks, and tries to go back to sleep. However, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer […]

Caught in the Act

A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making.

The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes.

Grandma Causes Trouble

Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house.