Posts by Funny Guy, Author at The Perfect Joke - Page 4 of 5
Grandma Causes Trouble
Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house.
The Free Contest
Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.
Some Blondes Are Clever!
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on a plane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.
The Crocodile Wager
A guy walked into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He put the crocodile up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.Â
My Wife Will Kill Me
Two friends, Bill and Bob, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bill throws up all over himself. “Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”
The Search for the Perfect Woman
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
The Old Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The Christmas Party Hangover
Bill wakes up with a dreadful hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party the night before. He had been in a terrible state, he didn’t even remember how he got home from the party and was certain that he would be in deep trouble with his wife, just like last year.
The New Barmaid
A Pub Landlord advertises for a new barmaid and is delighted to receive applications from three equally suitable candidates for the job. He calls them all in to see him and at the end of each interview he asks each one the same single question.
The Blonde Cop
A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”